John 4 — The Mister Translation
⚠ Almost every other painter has Jesus upright and teaching. Fontana reads verse 6 and paints what it says: he is worn out from the journey, sitting on the kerb with his head propped on his hand, barefoot — and he is looking up. She stands; he sits. The woman is the taller figure, one hand on her hip, and the composition gives her the dominant position in a conversation the disciples will shortly be scandalised by. ⚠ Note the jar: it is still on the well with the rope running down into the water, so this is mid-conversation — before verse 28, where she abandons it. The three small figures at the town gate are the rest of the chapter, either the disciples gone to buy food (v8) or the town coming out (v30). ⚠ And it is worth saying who painted it. Lavinia Fontana (1552–1614) is generally reckoned the first professional woman painter of Renaissance Italy — she ran her own studio in Bologna and later Rome, which is what distinguishes her from earlier women artists working inside convents or courts, and left over a hundred documented works including monumental altarpieces. In 1603 she was inducted into the all-male Academy of St Luke in Rome, an honour that eluded Caravaggio — who appears twice elsewhere on these pages. On a chapter where the disciples are astonished not that the woman is a Samaritan but that she is a woman, and where a town believes on her testimony, the hand that made the picture is part of the note.
Translator’s Notes
⚠ Verse 2 is the parenthesis John 3 was left waiting for. That chapter said plainly that Jesus was baptizing (3:22) and this library flagged it as the only such statement in any Gospel. Here the same book takes it back in a single clause: although Jesus himself was not baptizing, but his disciples. The note there declined to decide which half is the earlier hand, and nothing here settles it — but the debt is now paid in the sense that both halves are on these pages and a reader can hold them side by side.
“He had to pass through Samaria” is not a fact about roads. Edei is the verb of necessity, and geography does not supply it: Judaeans travelling north routinely crossed the Jordan and went up the east bank precisely to avoid Samaria. Josephus says the Galilean route through Samaria was the quick one and also that it was where trouble happened. Whatever kind of necessity this is, it is not the map’s.
⚠ And the hour is the point. “About the sixth hour” is noon — the brightest, hottest, least likely moment to be at a well. Nicodemus came by night (3:2). John has put a named male insider in the dark and an unnamed foreign woman in the full light, back to back, and the two chapters are built to be read against each other at almost every point. The library will keep pointing at the pairing rather than assert what it proves.
⚠ “Living water” is ordinary Greek for RUNNING water. Hydōr zōn is what you call a spring or a stream as opposed to the still water standing in a cistern — the same idiom Hebrew has in mayim chayyim, the “living water” required for certain purifications. So when the woman hears it as an offer of fresh running water she is not being slow. She is hearing the word correctly in its ordinary sense — which is precisely what Nicodemus did with anōthen one chapter earlier. Two conversations, the same device, and in both the misunderstanding is a real possibility of the Greek rather than a failure of the hearer.
⚠ And here John does something he did not do for Nicodemus: he marks it with the vocabulary. There are two different words in this passage for the hole in the ground, and they sort by who is speaking. The narrator and Jesus say pēgē — a SPRING, water that moves by itself (v6 twice, and v14, “a pēgē of water leaping up”). The woman says phrear — a dug SHAFT, a cistern you lower a bucket into (vv11, 12). Her whole objection is built out of that noun: you have nothing to draw with, and the shaft is deep. The two of them are looking at the same water and naming it with two different words, and the words are the argument. Rendered here “spring” and “shaft” to keep it visible.
The shelf splits, and not the way you would guess. KJV prints “well” at every one of the four — the distinction vanishes completely. But NWT keeps it (“Jacob’s fountain… the well is deep… a fountain of water bubbling up”), and so does the archaic Spanish RV 1909, exactly: la fuente de Jacob at v6 against el pozo es hondo at v11. ⚠ The modern TNM loses it, printing pozo for Jacob’s spring at v6 where the RV had fuente. That is the third time on these pages that the 1909 Reina-Valera has been tighter than the modern Traducción del Nuevo Mundo, after lunático at Matthew 17 and de tal manera at John 3:16 — which is worth saying out loud, because the standing rule is to follow whoever is tighter and not whoever usually is.
One more thing the scene does before any of this. The conversation opens with Jesus asking her for a favour — he has no bucket either. The teacher in John 3 begins by telling; here he begins by needing something, from a person his own culture said he should not accept it from.
⚠ The text never calls her sinful, and Jesus never rebukes her. It is worth stating flatly, because the sermon tradition is nearly unanimous the other way. What the passage says is that she has had five husbands and that the man she is with now is not one. It offers no reason, and in a world where a woman could be widowed or dismissed but could almost never divorce, five marriages is at least as likely to be a history of things done to her as by her. Jesus’ only comment on it is that she told the truth — twice, in two verses. The library flags the moralising reading as an addition rather than a translation problem, because nothing in the Greek carries it.
“You said it well” is a small joke and a real compliment. She said four words; he tells her they were exactly right, then supplies the rest of the sentence himself. Her response is not shame but escalation — she promotes him from kyrie (“sir”) to prophētēs and immediately puts the hardest religious question of her nation to him. She is not deflecting; she is testing what he is.
“This mountain” had a temple on it, and it was gone. Gerizim, above Shechem, carried the Samaritan temple until the Hasmonean John Hyrcanus destroyed it around 128 BC — roughly a century and a half before this conversation, and within sight of where the two of them are sitting. The question she asks is not abstract theology; it is about a demolished building on the skyline and whose worship survived. Excavation on Gerizim has since found the precinct.
⚠ And verse 24 is the same Greek construction as John 1:1. Pneuma ho theos — a predicate noun with no article, standing before its subject, exactly like theos ēn ho logos. This library already ruled on that construction in the prologue and took the qualitative reading there (“the Word was divine” — what God is, the Word was), so consistency decides it here: “God is spirit” — spirit is what God is by nature — rather than “God is a spirit,” which makes him one of a class, or “God is the Spirit,” which is a different claim again.
⚠ And the shelf is worth reading fairly here. NWT prints “God is a Spirit” — the indefinite reading — which is the same reading it takes of the same construction at John 1:1 (“a god”). Whatever one makes of that choice, it is being applied consistently, and saying so is simply accurate. RV 1909 has “Dios es Espíritu” with no article, and KJV “God is a Spirit” where ASV and NIV read “God is spirit.” The disagreement across the shelf is not about vocabulary at all — every version knows what the words mean. It is about one point of Greek grammar, and it is the same point in both verses.
Proskyneō, the verb used ten times in this passage, is literally to prostrate — and the answer Jesus gives detaches it from every place it could be done, which is a strange answer to give a woman asking which building is right.
Egō eimi — “I am.” The Greek is two words followed by a participle: egō eimi, ho lalōn soi, “I am — the one speaking to you.” Ordinary Greek could mean simply “I’m he, the one talking to you,” and most versions supply the “he” to make an English sentence. But egō eimi is also the Septuagint’s phrase for God’s self-naming, and John will use it later in ways that cannot be anything else (“before Abraham was, I am,” 8:58, not yet on these pages). Whether the loud sense is already audible here is a genuine question, and the honest move is to print the two words plainly and let the reader hear what they hear rather than to close it off with an inserted pronoun.
⚠ And note who gets told. This is the first time in this Gospel that Jesus says it to anyone, and the person is a Samaritan woman with a complicated marital history, alone, at noon. The disciples arrive in the very next verse and are given nothing.
⚠ It was not that she was a Samaritan. The Greek says they marvelled hoti meta gynaikos elalei — because he was speaking with a woman. The scandal the disciples register is the gender, not the nationality, and John does not soften it. Then the sentence does something better: “no one, however, said ‘What are you looking for?’ or ‘Why are you speaking with her?’” Both questions are quoted — and neither is asked. John tells you exactly what was in the room and that nobody said it out loud.
She left the water jar. One clause, no comment. She came for water, and she walks back to town without it — and the jar sitting there is also the reason she has to come back. It is the kind of detail this Gospel drops without explanation and never picks up.
Her question to the town is phrased to lose. Mēti houtos estin ho christos? — the particle mēti expects the answer no. “This couldn’t be the Christ, could it?” She makes the claim in the form least likely to get her argued with, and the whole town comes out anyway.
The disciples misunderstand food exactly as the woman misunderstood water. Third time in two chapters: born anōthen, living water, and now “I have food you do not know about” — and they ask each other whether somebody brought him lunch. The pattern is deliberate and this time it catches the insiders, which is presumably the point of putting it here rather than earlier.
“Four months more and the harvest” is a proverb about waiting, and he contradicts it. The fields are white already; the interval the saying assumes has collapsed. And the Samaritans are at that moment walking out of the town toward him, which is either a coincidence or the illustration.
⚠ Verse 38 gives the credit away, and it is not clear to whom. “Others have laboured, and you have entered into their labour” — the others are unnamed. The candidates are the Baptist and his people, the prophets, or (most immediately) the woman, who has just done the entire work of bringing this harvest in. The text does not say, and this library does not choose; but the sentence sits four verses after she went to fetch the town, and that placement is itself an argument.
⚠ Sōtēr tou kosmou — “Saviour of the world” — was an imperial title. It appears on inscriptions and coinage for Roman emperors, and for Hellenistic kings before them; it is the sort of phrase a provincial would have read on a public monument. The people who put it on Jesus here are Samaritans — a despised half-foreign population — two days after meeting him, and they apply to a Galilean labourer a phrase the state reserved for the emperor. Whether John expects the reader to hear the collision is not stated; the phrase is simply left where it is.
And they are careful to tell her she is no longer necessary. “It is no longer because of your talk that we believe” — lalia, chatter, speech, is a slightly diminishing word. They believed first on her testimony (v39, stated outright) and then past it. The library notes both halves: the Gospel says plainly that a woman’s word brought a town to belief, and it also records the town telling her they have moved on from it.
The chapter ends by counting. “This again, a second sign” — John is numbering, as he did at 2:11, and only these two are numbered in the whole Gospel. Both happen at Cana, and the second is introduced by reminding you of the first.
⚠ Verse 48 is aimed past the man asking. “Unless you people see signs and wonders” — the pronoun is plural, addressed over the head of a single father with a dying child. It reads harshly, and the man does not engage with it at all: he simply repeats his request with the child’s age made smaller (paidion, little boy). He is not arguing about epistemology.
And then he believes twice. Verse 50: he believed the word and set off — before any evidence. Verse 53: he believed again, with his whole household, after the timing matched. The Gospel records both without ranking them, which is notable in a chapter that has just made a point about believing on somebody’s word and then past it (v42).
Basilikos (v46) is “royal official” — someone in Herod Antipas’s service, not a king; and the seventh hour of v52 is about one in the afternoon, which lets the father do the arithmetic that convinces him.
Patterns worth carrying forward.
⚠ Renderings chosen — and the one that matters is a pair of nouns. “Spring” for pēgē (vv6, 14) against “shaft” for phrear (vv11, 12), because the two words sort by who is speaking — the narrator and Jesus say spring, the woman says shaft — and the KJV’s uniform “well” erases the whole thing. “Living water” kept literal (v10) because it is ordinary Greek for running water and the misunderstanding depends on that. “God is spirit” (v24), the qualitative reading, to match the ruling already made on the identical construction at John 1:1. “I am — the one speaking to you” (v26) with no pronoun supplied. And “Saviour of the world” (v42) left as the imperial title it was.
⚠ This chapter and John 3 are a matched pair, and reading them together is the point. A named male insider, a ruler, who comes by night — and an unnamed foreign woman met at noon. He misunderstands anōthen; she misunderstands living water; the disciples then misunderstand food (v32), which makes three in two chapters and puts the third one on the insiders. He asks “how can these things be?” and leaves the page; she argues, presses, and fetches a town. The Gospel does not comment on the arrangement, and neither does this library — it just declines to print the two chapters as though they were unrelated.
Echoes paid. The correction at 4:2, which John 3 flagged and left open. Pneuma (v24), catalogued one chapter ago for the wind-and-Spirit pun and now carrying a grammatical question instead. And the anarthrous predicate of John 1:1, ruled on in the prologue and applied here.
Echoes planted. Egō eimi (v26), which becomes unmistakable at 8:58. The hour that “is coming and now is” (v23), a formula this Gospel repeats. Gerizim and its demolished temple. And the numbering of signs — the first at Cana (2:11), the second here (v54), and no others counted.
⚠ Left open on purpose. Whether egō eimi at v26 is already the loud sense or simply “I’m he”; who the “others” are who laboured (v38), with the woman sitting four verses upstream as the obvious candidate the text declines to name; and whether 4:2 or 3:22 is the earlier hand. In each case the note gives the readings and says which rule chose a wording where one had to be chosen.
⚠ And one thing named rather than translated: the text never calls the woman sinful and Jesus never rebukes her. The moralising reading is an addition made by readers, not a difficulty in the Greek, and the note says so plainly.
Next installment in this book: John 5 — a man who has been lying by a pool for thirty-eight years and a question that sounds almost cruel (“do you want to get well?”), a healing on a sabbath that starts the first real hostility in this Gospel, and the longest single speech Jesus has given so far — on the Son who can do nothing on his own, and on the witnesses who testify to him.