John 2 — The Mister Translation
Translator's Notes — verse by verse
Each note explains this translation's choice and compares the seven versions on the shelf. The Greek shown is the SBL Greek New Testament (ed. Michael W. Holmes, Society of Biblical Literature, 2010), a modern critical text in the Alexandrian tradition; quotations from the copyrighted English versions (NIV, TLB, NWT) are kept to short phrases for comparison, and the KJV, Geneva, Douay-Rheims, and ASV are public domain.
"On the third day." Count the days from chapter 1 and something appears: the Baptist's testimony, then "the next day" three times (1:29, 35, 43), then "on the third day" — a running week, and at its end, a wedding. Many readers hear a deliberate echo of the creation week: the Gospel that opened "In the beginning" walks its own seven days and ends them, as Genesis ends its second chapter, with a marriage. (A structural reading, not a doctrine — reported because the day-count is really there.) The mother of Jesus is present, and stays unnamed: John's Gospel never once says "Mary" — she is "the mother of Jesus" here and "woman… your mother" at the cross (19:26-27), the two scenes framing the whole story.
"Woman, what is that to me and to you?" The idiom first: ti emoi kai soi is Hebrew wearing Greek clothes — mah-li valakh (Judges 11:12; 2 Samuel 16:10), "what business is this of ours?" — distance, not disrespect. And "Woman" (gynai) was a courteous address in Greek — Jesus uses the same word tenderly from the cross (19:26). But the shelf shows how hard the line is to carry into English: KJV "Woman, what have I to do with thee?" (harsher than the Greek), Douay "what is that to me and to thee?" (closest, and the reading kept here), NIV "why do you involve me?", TLB famously overcorrected to "I can't help you now" — and his mother, who hears no refusal at all, simply turns to the servants: "Whatever he tells you, do it" — her last recorded words in scripture. "My hour has not yet come": the first tick of John's great clock — hōra, the hour of cross-and-glory, will sound through the whole Gospel until "the hour has come" (12:23).
Six stone jars, and the arithmetic of abundance. Stone, because stone vessels do not contract ritual impurity (a detail archaeology confirms everywhere in first-century Galilee) — these are jars "for the purification of the Jews," holding "two or three measures" each (metrētēs, roughly 39 liters; KJV charmingly reads "two or three firkins apiece"). Do the sum: something like five to seven hundred bottles of wine, for one village wedding, after the guests have already "drunk freely" — and not table wine: "you have kept the good wine until now." The purification water becomes celebration wine, in industrial quantity; the sign is not a conjuring trick but a statement about what has arrived. The steward's line to the bridegroom is the Gospel's theology in one sentence, spoken by a man who has no idea what he is saying.
"The beginning of the signs." John never says "miracle": his word is sēmeion, sign — a deed that points past itself — and he numbers Cana "the beginning" of a series that structures the Gospel's whole first half (seven signs, by the usual count). The reader of this site has met the root before, in the other John: "he made it known in signs" (Revelation 1:1) — sign-language is this author's declared method at both ends of the shelf. "And revealed his glory" — the glory the Prologue announced (1:14) — "and his disciples believed in him." Then a quiet travel verse with a loaded phrase: down to Capernaum, "he and his mother and his brothers" — and on those brothers the traditions divide: full siblings, children of Mary (the plain reading, held by most Protestants); sons of Joseph by a former marriage (the Eastern reading, as old as the second century); cousins (the Western reading behind Douay's tradition, argued by Jerome to protect Mary's perpetual virginity). The word says brothers; what the word covers, the church has argued for eighteen centuries. Reported, not settled.
The cleansing — at the beginning? Here is the Gospels' most famous chronology puzzle: Matthew, Mark and Luke set the temple cleansing in the last week of Jesus' life, the act that triggers the end; John sets it at the very start, first Passover, chapter 2. Readings with pedigrees: two cleansings, one early and one late (the traditional harmonization, held from Augustine to many moderns); or one event, placed theologically — John moving it forward as the programmatic opening of a ministry whose whole story is the replacement of the temple (most modern scholarship). This translation reports both and notes what is at stake in each: harmonizers preserve every text's clock; the one-event reading takes John's arrangement as meaning rather than memory. Shown, not sanded.
The scene itself. A whip of cords (KJV "a scourge of small cords") — made, the Greek implies, on the spot, and aimed at driving the animals; the coins poured out, the tables overturned, and the dove-sellers — the poor folk's traders — told, not whipped: "Take these things away." John's version of the word differs from the synoptics' famous "den of robbers": here it is "stop making my Father's house a house of trade" (KJV "house of merchandise," NIV "a market!") — the charge is not extortion but commerce as such, in the courts built for prayer. The disciples remember Psalm 69: "Zeal for your house will consume me" — and the psalm's verb is future tense, and the psalm is the passion-psalm the New Testament quotes more than almost any other: the memory is already pointing at the cross. (A note on "the Jews" in this Gospel, said once and meant throughout: in John the phrase most often means the Judean authorities — the whole cast of this Gospel, its author included, is Jewish, and this translation renders the Greek as it stands while flagging the idiom here.)
Two temple-words, one riddle. Greek has a word for the whole temple complex — hieron, the precinct with its courts, where the traders sat (vv 14-15, "temple courts" here) — and a word for the sanctuary-house itself: naos. When Jesus answers the demand for a sign, he switches words: "Destroy this naos, and in three days I will raise it up." His hearers take the building; John glosses the riddle: "he was speaking of the naos of his body" — the first full example of this Gospel's signature device, the misunderstanding that carries the meaning (Nicodemus and the Samaritan woman are next). The Prologue said it already, in tent-language: the Word "tabernacled among us" (1:14) — the dwelling of God is a person now; Revelation will finish the thought ("I saw no temple in the city," 21:22).
"Forty-six years" — and for once, a number you can put on a calendar: Josephus dates Herod's reconstruction of the temple from the eighteenth year of his reign, 20/19 BC; forty-six years of building lands this Passover at about AD 27/28 — one of the very few countable dates in the Gospels, and a peg for the whole ministry (see the site's Chronology page). The retort itself misunderstands grandly; and John adds the note that makes his whole book's method explicit: "when he was raised from the dead, his disciples remembered… and they believed the scripture, and the word that Jesus had spoken" — this Gospel is written from after, by memory that only made sense in reverse.
The wordplay English can just barely keep. "Many believed in his name… but Jesus did not entrust himself to them" — in Greek it is the same verb twice (episteusan… ouk episteuen): they trusted him; he did not trust them back. Sign-faith is real but thin — the crowd believes what it watches, and Jesus knows exactly how far that goes. Then the chapter's last line, rendered here with a word this project's readers know from the other Testament: "he himself knew what was in the human" (anthrōpos — generic humanity, exactly the register of Genesis's adam; KJV "he knew what was in man"). The claim is quietly enormous: reading what is in the human heart is, in Genesis, God's own work — "Jehovah saw… every inclination of the thoughts of their heart" (6:5). The next verse of the Gospel (3:1) opens on "a human of the Pharisees, named Nicodemus" — the first specimen brought to the one who knows what is in the human.
Patterns worth carrying forward
Where this translation sides with the literal shelf: "what is that to me and to you?" (with Douay, against KJV's harsher idiom and the paraphrases), "house of trade" plain, "measures" for metrētēs (the note does the arithmetic; KJV's "firkins" saluted), and the same-verb wordplay of verses 23-24 kept visible ("believed… did not entrust himself").
Where it goes its own way: "the human" for the generic anthrōpos of verse 25 — the register of Genesis's adam, carried across Testaments — "temple courts" vs "temple" to keep the hieron/naos switch audible, and the cleansing-placement question reported in full rather than harmonized silently.
Echoes paid and planted. Paid: "the beginning of the signs" speaks the method Revelation declared — "he made it known in signs" (Rev 1:1); "the naos of his body" completes the Prologue's tent — the Word who "tabernacled among us" (1:14); the third day closes the week of days begun at (1:29–43); and "he knew what was in the human" is the heart-reading that was God's own work before the flood (6:5). Planted: the hour (12:23; 13:1; 17:1); the three Passovers that give the ministry its length; the brothers "who did not believe in him" (7:5); Psalm 69, waiting at the cross; and Capernaum, the ministry's base camp, entered here by a travel-verse.
Next installment in this book: John 3 — Nicodemus comes by night: "born again," or "born from above" — the Greek means both at once — and the Bible's most quoted sentence.